Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Furry sir, i am sorry, but you are just incorrect

I am sorry, furry Phil, but you are just certainly, positively, emphatically wrong. I shall share my official proclamation from this morning....

Hear Ye Hear Ye
On Mudbrook Road this glorious sparkly-snow-covered day, February 3rd, 2009
Amy Heflinger, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators
Awoke to the call of her 1980s talking alarm clock
And greeted her sleepy-eyed children, Jack and Addi Bee
After casting a joyful eye towards thousands of her faithful followers,
Amy proclaimed that her beloved coffee would be coming soon
And the bright sky outside my house
Showed no shadow beside me.
So 6 more weeks of winter it will most certainly NOT be.

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